Spam 101: A Spamming Guide for Newbs

Spam 101: A Spamming Guide for Newbs

This 'Guide' will help you integrate with the chaotic society of this ugly forum  on getting familiarized on the forums, which will increase the count of your posts and "level you up".



Are you ready?!

Before spamming your tushies up the whole day, here are some very basic tips to gain more power in Spamming:

• Make sure your chair is on a nice and comfy position, not like a log that has splinters on it end waiting to push through your skin.
• Find a more comfortable place with enough privacy as not to wake your neighbors and family up. A fluffy sofa with a few fluffy pillows might do the trick.
• Put another pillow on the back of your head if you're against the wall, so as not to strain your neck too much.
• If you're feeling like you need to take a break; take a break, dammit! no jk. Take regular breaks every 20 minutes or an hour like exercising your legs and arms, cracking your head and knuckles, etcetera. Being bad at spamming doesn't matter unless they call you 'Kolya' or sumthin'.
• Wear headphones and play some music; classical ones are better to calm you up and improvise your focus on spamming.
• Copy & paste techniques are recommended, as some might what to feast on your time and space, and you don't want that.
• Changing Topics per Forum count to 5 or 10 is recommended. This will make forum navigations easier, making you faster on posting spams some advertisements that are pretty much illegal to do here and crap like that.

(More coming soon)